About KananShermankt
Diane Lane:
Diane Lane Naked
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Information:
Name: Diane Lane
Born: 1965-01-22
Height: 1.66
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Filmography:
Descending Angel (1990), Biography (2004), The Glass House (2001), The Cotton Club (1984), Must Love Dogs (2005)
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Allan Kayser:
Allan Kayser Naked
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Information:
Name: Allan Kayser
Born: 1963-12-18
Height: 0
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Filmography:
Mama's Family (1986), Night of the Creeps (1986), Circus of the Stars #14 (1989), Mama's Family (1989), Shimmer (2006)
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A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and
no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the
floor,
yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get
out ?
Through the doorway - there were no doors remember !
DietzBemidiikw
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in
common?
A: They are both substitute meats.
MatunaagdGarveyda
Yo
mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on
her weave so now everybody calls
her Hair Jordan.
FreyneLuduvicouX
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image
of his father
Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
ElikaErcoleWM
Q: Why do blonde's
get confused in the
ladies room?
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
SteffordClovisDl
Where is a tornado put in jail to be
punished?
-In a high pressure cell
TempletonAedusVQ
Young
lady to father "Daddy, when I grow
up shall I become a heart-doctor or
a tooth-doctor "
"Dentist"
"Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32
teeth!"
MitchelSalfordxm
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to
tell you off this week, what have you got to say about
that?
Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!
DrummandBenjaminNQ
Tower: Shamu two-two, please
state
estimated time of arrival.
Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think Tuesday
would be nice...
TalbottTaberIR
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over
their
baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
StonerWattkinsfE